Monday, October 15, 2007

ON NO THE EVIL........IT'S ESCAPING!!!!!!

I tell you people it's a very terrifying transformation that I'm going through and it is not good for anyone. I have begun to like some terrible jokes and pranks that I thought I was above ever practicing...but I was wrong.

so the story is before break, while Evan and I were closing up the building we went into the other CA's rooms and "Wrote them up", usually no one ever even goes into fellow CA's rooms when checking out the building, kind if our own form of professional courtesy. but he said he thought it would be funny and I was totally for it, because it's a relatively harmless prank that doesn't really do anything other then make your co worker swear at you when they see the paper sitting in their room. and we wrote some random stuff on there that we thought was funny and that we thought they would think was funny. stuff like "possession of illegal and illicit sex toys" things like that, plus on this paper there was a checklist of general violations so you don't have to write them out on every sheet of paper.....so naturally when we left the paper we had checked all the boxes. Fast forward......

Sunday:
I get back to school and I happen to see Jasmine and the dialogue goes as such:
"Hey Jasmine how was your break?"
*stair of death* "I hate you!"
Me (in shock) "WHAT?"
"How could you two do that to me!?!"
Me (my moment of realization) "Jasmine you realize this was a joke right?"
Her clutching at her chest (I kid you not) "I do now, but that was after I called my mom at 9 am and called britany (our boss) and cried until she told me that it wasn't real, I HAD AN ASTHMA ATTACK!!!!!"

now at this point I had this brief moment to absorb this new information and I thought wow that's awful....






and then I thought That is Fucking Great!!!! how many people get that kind of reaction on such a little prank.... and I laughed in her face. but just so everyone knows, it isn't that bad, she isn't super pissed at us or anything she just thought it was mean, and asked us never to mess with her again.

so that was my good return from vacation.

now Vacation: it had it's ups and downs but I'm going to focus on the ups.
I slept an obscene amount, visited my grandmother (who made me shepherds pie) and had a lot of home cooked meals, I got to spend some time with leah.

I resolved some inner conflicts, I made a decision that I am going to Grad school but only after I figure out what i want to do exactly and not before, so I won't be going right away.... doesn't bother me at all.

today I signed up to do our annual Halloween Haunted House for school, it is awesome and scary and I can't wait to be a part of it, because I actually don't have to be on duty that weekend, so I can do something other then build.

expect to hear very little from me due to the fact that our mid terms are for the next two weeks. ( and it might just kill me)

goodnight to all!!

2 Comments:

Blogger Myles said...

Hahaha, poor Jasmine, hahahahaha

That's sooooo awesome.

1:04 PM  
Blogger Jess-Beast said...

Pranking is not evil. Pranking is letting you vent-- in constructive and creative ways-- not to mention that it is GODDAMN HILARIOUS!!!!

11:22 AM  

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